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"Molly, you said big score. You didn't say Peppa Pig themed," Bill hissed. "Focus, Bill. There's twenty kids. Twenty presents. Do the math." "That's like a hundred bucks in Paw Patrol trucks?" "Try two thousand in untouched toys we flip on eBay. It's genius." "Is it? Or is it morally bankrupt? Mrs. Henderson will cry. Little Timmy will cry." "Timmy cries when someone breathes near him. He'll live." "What's the plan? We can't just walk past a clown and a bouncy castle." "We wear the clown costumes. We infiltrate. We say the presents need sanitizing for balloon safety." "Oh brilliant. Hi kids, I'm Grumbles the felonious clown. Hand over Spider-Man." "Exactly. You distract with balloon animals. I grab the loot sack." "What if they want swords and I only know how to make existential dread?" "Then make existential dread, Bill. Make it long and twisty." "Remind me why we aren't robbing a bank like normal thieves?" "Because banks have cameras, guards, and vaults. This backyard has a piñata and terrible parental supervision." "Okay, but if we get caught by a mom with a juice box, I'm blaming you." "Deal. If we get caught, I'll cry louder than Timmy."