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Molly flipped through the party invitation with a smirk. "So let me get this straight. We're robbing a bunch of six-year-olds?" Bill adjusted his baseball cap and nodded seriously. "Professional courtesy, Molly. Besides, have you seen the loot list? Tommy Henderson's getting a PlayStation 5. That's like hitting the jackpot." "Are you kidding me? We're going to prison for video games and LEGO sets?" "Think of the markup, Molly! We fence that stuff, we're set for life." Molly threw the invitation across the room. "This is insane. What's next, robbing a tooth fairy?" Bill pulled out a detailed blueprint. "Look, I've already scoped the venue. There's a bounce house positioned right outside the gift table. Perfect cover for extraction." "A bounce house? You want to hide in a bouncy castle with a bunch of kids?" "Molly, I'm hurt. I said it was perfect cover, not that we'd play with the children." "Oh, that's comforting. So what's the plan? You distract them with your superior dad dancing while I pocket the presents?" "Actually, yes. I've been working on my chicken dance routine." "You have got to be kidding me." "Molly, when you're 5'2" and built like a scarecrow, you learn to use what you've got. Dad dancing is my superpower." "Right, because nothing says 'professional thief' like embarrassing yourself at children's parties." "Hey, I once stole a birthday cake from a cop's backyard barbecue. That took skill." "That was a barbecue, not a heist." "Details, details. Point is, I'm experienced with party environments." Molly grabbed her coat. "You know what? I'm calling this whole thing off. I didn't sign up to steal from kids who still believe in Santa Claus." Bill gasped dramatically. "Molly, think of the children! Without our expert theft skills, how will they learn about loss and disappointment? Character building!" "That's not—how is that even—" "Look, if we don't take those presents, Tommy's parents will just return them and buy him something else. We're doing a public service." Molly stared at him. "You actually believe that, don't you?" "Partially. But mostly I just really want that remote control car." "There's a difference between wanting something and stealing it from children." "Says the woman who once robbed a wedding and kept the centerpieces." "That was different! Those centerpieces were going to be thrown away!" "And these presents will be played with for exactly three weeks before being forgotten in a closet." Bill pulled out a calculator. "Also, economic argument. If we don't steal them, the parents have to buy replacements. We're actually saving them money." Molly buried her face in her hands. "I'm surrounded by madness." "That's what makes our partnership work, Molly. Now, about those party hats..."