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The invitation had been stolen from a hedge, which Bill insisted was still technically RSVP-ing. Across the street, the Henderson backyard pulsed with bubble machines, jelly sandals, and a cake shaped like a suspiciously flammable rocket. Molly crouched behind a shrub wearing a tutu over her burglar blacks, while Bill adjusted a rainbow wig that made him look like a startled mop. They had studied no blueprints, unless one counted the crayon map on the party bag: house, pony, tornado of screaming children, treasure table. The gifts were stacked beneath a paper banner reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVA in letters tall enough to humiliate them both. Molly felt a pang. Bill felt only the gravitational pull of gift wrap. “Quick conscience check,” Molly whispered. “Are we monsters?” “Petty entrepreneurs,” Bill said. “With excellent calves.” “Those presents are for a child.” “A child with more drones than NATO.” “Still.” “Look, we sneak in as fun, become furniture, and glide out before the magician finds his rabbit.” “That magician is seven and has already seen through me.” “Seven-year-olds are notoriously easy to outsmart.” “You lost a staring contest to a balloon dog.” “He had presence.” A clown car of grandparents arrived, each carrying parcels big enough to conceal a modest canoe. The pony sneezed glitter. Somewhere inside, an adult opened prosecco with a pop that made both thieves duck despite three years of ballet and zero tactical training. Molly’s plan, scribbled on a napkin, had four elegant steps: arrive charming, blend like wallpaper, borrow the bounty, vanish politely. Bill had improved it by drawing a moustache on Ava’s photo and labeling the gift table “later.” He had also packed thirteen scarves, a false bottom for a coolbox, and, for reasons he refused to explain, a kazoo orchestra in a lunchbox. “New rule,” Molly said. “If anyone sings, we freeze.” “And if Ava catches us?” “We compliment her leadership and surrender the yo-yos.” Bill saluted with a squeaking horn. “To crime, but make it whimsical.” “I miss robbing people who could legally vote.” They timed their entrance with the musical statues, two suspicious adults moving like furniture with ambitions. Bill became immediately trapped in the bouncy castle by a tyrant in fairy wings. Molly drifted toward the presents, palms sweating, until Ava herself offered her a paper crown and asked whether she was the unicorn lady. The crown was crooked. The child’s faith was not. Around them, parents compared mortgages over sausage rolls while the rocket cake leaned left like it had heard the plan. “Abort,” Molly murmured into her plastic wand. “Define abort,” Bill called from inside a parachute game. “Leave with dignity.” “Dignity is heavy. Can we take the scooter?” “No.” “Half a scooter?” By dusk they had stolen nothing except three cupcakes Bill claimed were “emotional evidence.” They helped carry sleeping toddlers to cars, returned a lost shoe, and received goodie bags for excellent clowning. At the corner, Molly found a tiny wrapped box tucked in her tutu: Ava’s spare bracelet, with a note saying, “For the sad lady.” Bill opened his mouth, thought better of it, and handed back the cupcakes too. “Same time next week?” he asked. “Bill.” “Kidding. Mostly.”