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The van smelled like old frosting and bad decisions. "We are not robbing a seven-year-old's birthday party, Bill." Molly stared at the suburban house, balloons strangling the mailbox. "We are liberating high-value plastic assets from minors who cannot legally fight us." Bill unfolded a crayon-drawn map with alarming confidence. "You mean stealing Paw Patrol toys from crying children?" She sighed, tapping the steering wheel erratically. "I mean strategic gift redistribution, Molly, with juice boxes." He adjusted his oversized clown nose nervously. "What is the plan, genius?" Molly rolled her eyes so hard they squeaked. "We enter dressed as clowns, grab the pile, run." Bill grinned, revealing lipstick smeared teeth. "You are terrified of clowns and children." Outside, children screamed with sugar-fueled joy. "And you are great with kids, you only stole one stroller before." The present table glittered dangerously near the window. "That was for research and the baby forgave me." Molly checked her watch, already regretting everything. "Fine, we do it, but I keep the cake." Bill opened the door, letting in humid air and distant giggles. She grabbed the squeaky clown shoes reluctantly. "Deal, but no eating frosting in the getaway van." This was their worst idea yet.