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Molly leaned against the warehouse crate, tapping her fingers. "Bill, we’ve got to move fast. The Henderson party starts in an hour. Kids, balloons, *presents*—plenty to strip the place bare." Bill adjusted his fake mustache. "Steal from a *children’s party*? That’s not a heist, that’s a crime against joy." "Joy’s overrated. Those presents are wrapped in *unicorn glitter paper*. I’m going full *Ocean’s Eleven*, but with more sugar highs." "Unicorns? Molly, we’re thieves, not decorators." "Relax. Operation: Rainbow Heist is a go. We’ll distract the parents with a ‘stray dog’—a.k.a. your squeaky toy terrier—and slip in through the back. You’ll knocker the window; I’ll disable the motion sensor with this—" She brandished a rubber chicken. "That’s not a tool." "It’s a *symbol* of chaos." "Right. And what if a child spots us?" "Easy. I’ll bribe them with a stolen cupcake. They’re bribed already." Bill groaned. "We’re terrible at this." "Perfection takes practice. Now, let’s go make orphans cry and get paid." "Orphans? We’re stealing from *other* children." "Details, Bill. Details."