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Molly adjusted her fake mustache, eyeing the party venue through binoculars. “Alright, Bill, we hit the gift table at precisely midnight. No heroics.” Bill groaned. “Midnight? What if the kids aren’t asleep yet? They’re toddlers—they’ll be up at—” “*Focused,*” Molly snapped. “We’ll dress as party staff. You’re a disgruntled janitor. I’ll be the ‘cupcake lady.’ Distract the adults with organic sprinkles.” “Organic sprinkles?” Bill blinked. “Molly, they’re *nine.* They’ll think we’re actual party staff.” “Exactly! Now, where are my duct tape?” She rifled through her backpack, emerging a rubber chicken. “For the distraction. The janitor routine requires… improvisation.” “Improvisation?” Bill squinted. “You’re giving me a rubber chicken to scare off parents?” “It’s symbolic! A janitor’s tool.” She stapled a ‘Cleanliness is Next to Impossible’ sign to her chest. “Now, the gift table is guarded by a piñata. We disable it with this—” She held up a whoopee cushion. “That’s a whoopee cushion.” “It’s *tactical.*” Molly hissed, placing it strategically. “We sneak in, grab presents, and exit before they realize the piñata’s… *gassy.*” Bill saluted. “Understood. Operation: Present Pounce.” “And if we’re caught?” “We blame the rubber chicken.” They tiptoed toward the party, Molly clutching a cupcake tower. Bill tripped on a ‘Welcome’ banner, landing in a pile of helium balloons. “Happy birthday, Karen,” he mumbled, tangled in streamers. Molly facepalmed. “*Tactical retreat.*”