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Molly spread the blueprint across the laundromat folding table. It wasn't a bank blueprint. It was a flyer for Timmy's Super Dinosaur Birthday Bash, laminated and sticky with what she hoped was fruit punch. Bill squinted at it through his reading glasses, which made him look less like a hardened criminal and more like a disappointed substitute teacher. "This is a new low," he said. Molly tapped a glitter-covered T-rex with a chipped nail. The whole operation was marked in crayon. Bounce house by the oak. Cake table by the patio. Present mountain, circled three times in red, located dangerously close to a clown. "We have principles, Bill. We don't do guns, we don't do banks with armed guards, and we don't do jobs that require pantsuits," Molly said. "Stealing from a seven-year-old was also on the list," Bill muttered. "That was you. You added that after the library kid beat you at chess," Molly said. Bill adjusted his cap. He had spent twenty years learning how to crack safes, hotwire cars, and now he was studying a backyard with a pinata that could fight back. "The Johnsons always go overboard," Molly continued. She smoothed the flyer. "Last year the kid got a genuine gold-plated gaming console, a pony, and savings bonds. Savings bonds, Bill. Just sitting in envelopes. Like little paper bricks of cash." Bill leaned in. The present table was indeed marked PRESENT MOUNTAIN and next to it someone had drawn what appeared to be a fire-breathing lizard guarding it. Or maybe that was the aunt. "Security?" he asked. "One dad filming everything on an iPad, one mom named Linda who has already had three mimosas, and a magician who only knows how to pull scarves out of his sleeve," Molly said. Bill nodded slowly. This was his process. "Entry point is the side gate," he said. "It squeaks. Everyone will hear it." "So we WD-40 it," Molly said. "It's in the plan. We enter as entertainment," Bill said. Molly frowned. "I am not wearing the clown suit again." "You wore it to the DMV heist and it worked perfectly," Bill said. "It itched and the nose honked every time I lied," Molly said. Bill pulled two small bags from his coat pocket. One said CANDY. One said DECOY CANDY. "We go as parents who brought extra juice boxes. No one questions a tired adult with juice boxes. We mingle, we compliment the cake, we locate the mountain," he explained. Molly grinned. The grin was why Bill had followed her into retirement savings fraud, a botched aquarium robbery, and now this. "What about the kids?" she asked. "We distract them. You do your disappearing quarter trick. Kids love that," Bill said. "My disappearing quarter trick ends with me keeping the quarter," Molly said. "Exactly. It's method acting for this job," Bill replied. The plan was, in its own terrible way, perfect. They would arrive at three fifteen during the dinosaur stomp dance contest, when all adult supervision was legally abandoned. Bill would engage Linda in conversation about property values. Molly would deploy the emergency Capri-Sun spill near the present table, causing a sticky evacuation. Then, in the chaos, they would wheel the entire plastic wagon of gifts straight out the side gate and into their van, which they had already decorated with a sign that read TIMMY'S DINOSAUR EXPRESS. Molly rolled up the flyer. "One question," she said. "Shoot," Bill said. "If we get caught, do we have to stay for the party games?" Bill considered this, the full weight of his criminal career pressing on his shoulders. "Worse," he said. "We have to help clean up."