Run: 2026-07-25-01KYD6C2ZHRM4KJ7N3QZAFQ0B7

"So we're really hitting a five-year-old's birthday party?" Molly said. "Biggest score of our careers," Bill said. "You mean we're stealing juice boxes and Paw Patrol wrapping paper?" "I mean we're stealing presents. Last year a kid in there got a PlayStation." "That was your nephew. You bought the PlayStation." "And I'm taking it back. It's called a recession." "Okay, what's the brilliant plan? We just walk in and grab the table?" "We infiltrate. I go as the clown. You go as the other clown." "There is only one clown, Bill. Parents know what clown they hired." "Please. All clowns look identical to exhausted parents. Just red noses and regret." "So we just waddle in with face paint?" "You do the balloons. I do distraction. Then when they sing happy birthday-" "We shout surprise?" "We grab the entire mountain of presents and run to the getaway vehicle." "Your minivan with the baby seats still in it?" "Perfect cover. No one suspects criminals in a minivan with Goldfish crumbs everywhere." "This is the dumbest heist we've ever planned." "Yeah, but it's the first heist where we get paid in Legos and cake."