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The map of the Hendersons’ backyard was drawn in ketchup on a napkin, which Bill insisted gave it “cartographic urgency.” Molly squinted at the red smear. “Is that the bounce house or the dog?” “Both,” Bill said. “The dog rents it on weekends.” They crouched behind a hedge across from Number Twelve, where balloons bobbed like guilty heads and a clown shaped a sword with the menace of a man who had studied swords. Molly whispered, “We go in as magicians.” “I can’t do magic.” “You vanished my rent money.” “That was administrative magic.” She unfolded a sequined cape from her purse. “Birthday presents go in the cloak, cake gets left, nobody under four feet gets eyeballed.” Bill nodded solemnly. “Ethical.” “Semi.” “Define semi.” “Crime-adjacent.” A piñata shaped like a dinosaur swung from the oak. Inside, according to Molly’s cousin’s babysitter’s orthodontist, were gift cards, a drone, and a silver locket worth three emotional breakdowns. Bill adjusted his false mustache. It was upside down. “What if the clown is off-duty police?” “Then compliment his shoes and run diagonally.” “Why diagonally?” “Harder to describe to a sketch artist.” The back gate opened with a squeak tiny enough to be legal. Children thundered past wearing paper crowns, fuelled by frosting and democracy. “Remember: no napkin confessions.” “I ate ours.” “That’s tampering.” “With lunch?” Molly slid in with the confidence of a woman who had once returned a library book and felt unstoppable. Bill followed, holding a “DISTRACTION GOOSE” sign upside down. “Please hold my goose.” “New plan,” he murmured. “We smile like uncles.” “I am nobody’s uncle.” “Be fluid.” At the gift table, packages gleamed: robot kits, plush whales, one suspiciously heavy box labeled Aunt Deb. Molly’s fingers itched. Bill leaned close. “Count of three?” “One.” A toddler materialized, offered Bill a sticker, and stuck it to his soul. “Two,” Molly said, softer. The clown began juggling chainsaws that were definitely, reassuringly, foam. Mostly. Bill swallowed. “These kids believe in things.” “Terrible business model,” Molly whispered, but she put down the locket-shaped box. “We could donate later.” “To us?” “To morale.” “Compromise.” Then the dinosaur piñata split under an enthusiastic whack, raining treasure and coupons for frozen yogurt. Every adult gasped; every child shrieked; Bill’s mustache finally achieved correct orientation. Molly grabbed exactly one present—the smallest, shiniest—and Bill grabbed her sleeve. “Run?” “Diagonally.” They fled through bubbles, past cake, under a banner reading HAPPY 6TH LUNA, leaving footprints shaped like bad decisions. Behind the hedge, panting, Molly opened the tiny box. Inside was a note: “Nice try, losers. Love, Luna.” Bill stared. “She’s six.” Molly tucked the note into her cape. “Then we retire before seven.” “Retire?” “After cake.” They looked back at the party glowing like a jewel box too well defended by joy. Bill sighed. “Next week, old folks’ home raffle?” Molly smiled despite herself. “Only if they’re wicked.”