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Molly paced outside the house, her boots clicking against the sidewalk. Bill crouched behind a dumpster, squinting at a crumpled napkin. “Right. We’ve got exactly twenty-three minutes before the parents realize the gift table’s empty.” “Twenty-three minutes? That’s cutting it close,” Molly said, unbundling a squeaky rubber duck from her backpack. “What’s the plan, then? Sneak in, grab the presents, and vanish like—” “Like *ghosts*,” Bill interrupted, holding up the napkin. “Entry through the kitchen. I called in a fake pizza order. They’ll be too busy arguing about pineapple to notice us.” Molly raised an eyebrow. “You’re telling me a pizza is our distraction? This is a *children’s* party, Bill. The kids will be the distraction.” “Exactly. We’ll slip in while they’re chasing the clown around the backyard.” Bill unfolded the napkin. It was a crude map. “See? The clown’s act ends at 6:15. We move at 6:17. Two minutes to grab everything, three to escape.” “And if the clown’s late?” “Then we improvise.” Bill tossed the napkin at her. It stuck to her chest. “Now, here’s the genius part—I rigged the presents to a pulley system. We yank a string, the whole table floats out the window.” Molly stared. “You *built a pulley system* to steal Christmas?” “It’s efficient,” Bill said proudly. “Also, it’s reusable. I’ve got plans for Target next week.” “Right. Let me guess—you also brought a smoke bomb?” “Of course. And a fake mustache. And—” He paused. “A backup plan involving a goat.” “A *goat*?” “Long story. Point is, we stick to the plan. No heroics, no ‘borrowing’ the clown’s juggling pins.” “I wasn’t—” “Relax. You’re not the type to steal the clown’s pins.” Bill stood, brushing dirt off his jacket. “Just stay low, avoid eye contact with anyone named Karen, and for the love of—” He inhaled sharply. “For the love of *God*, don’t eat the cookies.” “The cookies are a *temptation*,” Molly said. “They’re *poisoned*,” Bill lied smoothly. “With sugar. It’s a metaphor.” They trudged toward the house. Molly paused at the fence. “What if there’s a security camera?” “What if there’s a *dragon*?” Bill shot back. “What if there’s a *security dragon*?” Bill grinned. “Now you’re thinking like a professional.” Inside, they slipped through the kitchen door. Molly immediately froze as a child’s voice echoed, “Mama, the clown’s gone!” “Told you,” Bill whispered, tiptoeing toward the gift table. The pulley string dangled above it like a noose. “Ready?” Molly yanked it. The table lurched upward, knocking over a piñata. “WHAT IN THE NAME OF—?” “*Now!*” Bill tackled a box of wrapping paper into the van. They fled as chaos erupted. Outside, Bill slammed the van door. Molly exhaled. “So… Target next week?” Bill grinned. “Only if you promise not to ‘borrow’ the goat.” “No promises.”