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“Bill,” Molly whispered, crouched behind a lemonade stand shaped like a giraffe, “explain to me why our hideout has a sticker that says I’M FOUR TODAY.” “Because the Hendersons threw the box away after Lucas’s party,” Bill said. “And because you said blend in.” “I said blend into the neighborhood, not into the furniture.” “Same thing, if you’re brave.” Molly peeled a balloon off her sleeve. “The plan. Again. Slowly.” Bill unrolled a crayon map across the curb. “At two o’clock, twenty children arrive for Princess Dinosaur Unicorn Adventure. At two-oh-five, the mom puts the presents on the picnic table. At two-ten, the clown starts juggling, which creates a natural distraction.” “A clown is not natural.” “In suburbia he is.” “Continue.” “We wear these.” Bill held up two costumes: one kangaroo, one mailman. “Why am I the kangaroo?” “Pockets.” “Fair. Why are you the mailman on a Sunday?” “Authority.” “You get hives near authority.” “Only elected authority.” Molly tapped the map. “And the presents?” “We replace them with potatoes wrapped in shiny paper.” “Bill.” “It teaches patience.” “It teaches rage.” “Fine, onions for the older kids.” Molly shut her eyes. “Remind me why we’re stealing from children.” “Because the Big Score needs seed money, because Vernon sells stolen kazoos to toddlers, and because the Henderson boy got a solid-gold yo-yo while I ate cereal for dinner.” “You’re forty-one.” “Cereal has no age limit.” A sprinkler coughed on across the hedge. Both of them flattened into the grass like guilty rugs. “New problem,” Bill said. “The dad is grilling.” “Men grill at funerals. It means nothing.” “He’s wearing an apron that says GRILL SERGEANT.” “That means he’s insecure.” “He’s holding tongs like nunchucks.” “Then we avoid tong range.” “What’s tong range?” “Four feet, or one bad opinion about barbecue sauce.” Molly crawled to the fence and peeked through a knothole. “I see the gift table. There’s a box big enough to hide a baby grand.” “Or a baby.” “Don’t say baby during a heist.” “Sorry. A small piano.” “Better.” Bill checked a watch with no hands. “We go when the cake comes out.” “Why?” “Fire, singing, crying. Nature’s smoke bomb.” “That’s a birthday party.” “Exactly. Organized panic with frosting.” Molly sighed. “If a child sees us, what do we do?” “Say we’re gift inspectors.” “Gift inspection is not a thing.” “It is if you carry a clipboard.” “Do you have a clipboard?” Bill produced one from the kangaroo pouch. “That was my pouch.” “Shared pouch, shared destiny.” A chorus of small voices shrieked inside the house. “They’ve started musical chairs,” Molly said. “Violent game. Chairs move, alliances break.” “Focus.” “I am focused. I’m also terrified.” “Good. Terror is cardio.” Bill raised the mailman cap. “For rent money?” “For rent money,” Molly said. “For Vernon’s stupid kazoo empire?” “Mostly against it.” “For potatoes?” “Don’t push it.” They climbed over the fence into a wall of noise, glitter, and tiny shoes. A little girl pointed at Bill and screamed, “The mail is here!” Bill froze. “Cover’s blown.” Molly grabbed his sleeve. “Then deliver something, mailman.” “What?” “Chaos.” “Finally,” Bill said, “a job I understand.”