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"Bill, I'm telling you, this is a terrible idea," Molly said, adjusting her black ski mask. "Nonsense, Molly! Think of the profit margin," Bill replied, examining his grappling hook. "What profit? It's a bunch of board games and action figures." "Molly, Molly, Molly. Don't you see? These parents are loaded. They'll pay top dollar for replacement gifts." "But we'd have to fence them through a toy store." "Exactly! Easy mark. Plus, think of the kids' reactions when we—" "When we traumatize them? Bill, no." "Come on, Molly! Where's your sense of adventure?" "My sense of adventure isn't going to help us carry seventy-two copy machines out of a Chuck E. Cheese's." "You're thinking too small again. We're not stealing the presents, we're stealing the presents." "That makes no sense." "It means we hit the party, take the gifts, replace them with identical boxes filled with rocks, and disappear." "Oh, brilliant! Because that's completely foolproof." "Molly, I have a plan that involves zero chance of getting caught." "And I have a bridge I'd like to sell you." "This isn't funny, Molly. The kids deserve better than cheap knock-offs." "Bill, they're five years old. They won't even notice the difference."