Run: 2026-07-25-01KYD6YRGGK3FFVRXH9F9DDC6D

"Bill, tell me again why we're robbing a six-year-old's birthday party?" "Because, Molly, that kid's dad is a hedge fund manager. Those presents aren't stuffed animals. They're watches wrapped in dinosaur paper." "You're certain?" "Jimmy Two-Times saw a Rolex box go in with the clown." "Fine. What's the plan?" "We go in as entertainers. You're the balloon artist." "I can't make balloon animals, Bill." "Make a snake. It's just a tube. Even you can do a tube." "Even me?" "Focus. I'll be the magician. I stuff presents in my cape during the big finale." "What's the big finale?" "I make the birthday cake disappear." "Bill, that's a four-tier cake." "I'll eat fast." "You'll eat a whole cake?" "For a Rolex? Molly, I'd eat the table too." "And the piñata? Kids go feral over piñatas. What if they swarm us?" "That's the getaway signal. You release the snake balloons, I throw candy at the floor, chaos, we bolt out the back gate." "The snake balloons that are just tubes?" "Terrifying tubes." "You know we're stealing from children, right?" "We're liberating luxury goods from a tiny tax bracket. Totally different." "You're going to hell, Bill." "Save me a seat. Bring a tube."