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Molly traced her finger along the blueprints scattered across the diner table. "The piñata is our biggest obstacle." Bill stirred his coffee absently. "Kids and their candy addiction. What's the plan?" "Distract the parents during the birthday song. You know how I get when someone sings off-key." "That's not a plan, that's a warning." Bill grabbed a napkin, sketching stick figures. "What about the gift table?" Molly's eyes lit up. "The presents! We'll swap them with identical boxes filled with our inventory. Parents won't notice until Christmas morning." "Brilliant. Absolutely diabolical." Bill paused. "How do we explain ourselves to six-year-olds?" "Magic trick. Kids love magic. Plus, I've got this whole fairy godmother routine worked out." "Of course you do." Bill checked his watch. "Party starts in thirty." Molly snapped her coat on. "Operation Christmas Heist is a go. Remember, we're not stealing from children—we're redistributing wealth to more deserving adults." Bill grinned. "Capitalism, baby."