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Molly unrolled the blueprint across the hood of Bill’s hatchback and pinned it down with a juice box. “Behold,” she said, “the Horton residence. Saturday, two p.m. One magician, one bouncy castle, thirty presents shaped suspiciously like toy cash registers.” Bill squinted. “Why is the kitchen labeled ‘Dad Zone’?” “Because Mr. Horton grills there and knows nothing.” Molly tapped the paper. “We enter as clowns.” “Absolutely not.” “Fine, balloon artists.” “Molly, last time you made a balloon dog it looked like a subpoena.” She ignored him. “I’ll be Sparkles. You’re Doodles.” “I refuse to answer to Doodles.” “Great, Doodles, keep that energy.” Bill leaned closer. “What’s our cover if a kid asks us to make a pirate sword?” “You hand them a balloon and say inflation has ruined piracy.” “And if the magician suspects us?” “We out-magic him. I’ve been practicing.” Molly produced a nickel from behind Bill’s ear. Bill stared. “That’s my rent nickel.” “Was.” A ice cream truck warbled somewhere, sinister as a tiny ice age. Bill sighed. “Walk me through the grab.” “At cake o’clock, every child loses all higher reasoning. Candles singe, parents film, somebody cries because the frosting dinosaur has ‘the wrong eyes.’ During the chaos, I wheel the present table into the laundry room using a stroller.” “Whose stroller?” “Yours.” “I don’t own a stroller.” “You do after noon. It came with the clown shoes.” Bill rubbed his temples. “And me?” “You stand by the bouncy castle shouting ‘No adults allowed!’ while wearing a backpack labeled BALLOONS.” “Why would adults want in the bouncy castle?” “Exactly. No one questions Doodles.” “Stop calling me Doodles.” Molly checked her watch. “Presents go in laundry bags. Laundry bags go down the chute.” “There is no laundry chute.” “There is after brunch.” “Molly.” “I rented a chute.” Bill closed his eyes. “From whom?” “A chute guy.” “That’s not a profession.” “He had a van and confidence.” A neighbor’s sprinkler hissed. Bill lowered his voice. “What about the birthday boy?” “Timothy. Six. Likes dinosaurs, hates bedtime, cannot identify faces under pressure.” “How do you know that?” “I asked him at the park while dressed as a dentist.” Bill pointed at her. “You’re going to jail wearing sequins.” “Only if Sparkles talks.” She folded the map. “Timing is everything. We leave before the piñata.” “Why before the piñata?” “Because once candy enters the equation, children become unionized.” Bill considered this with the weary respect of a man watching weather change. “Fine. But if a toddler bites me, I’m billing you.” “Put it on Doodles’ card.” “Molly.” “Yes, partner?” “If we get caught by a six-year-old—” “We won’t.” “If we do, I’m telling the magistrate you made the balloon subpoena.” Molly smiled, pocketing the rent nickel. “Then let’s go steal some joy professionally.”