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Molly unrolled the blueprints across the hood of Bill's hatchback, weighting the corners with a half-eaten meatball sub and a rubber duck she'd stolen for luck. "Right," she said. "The Henderson kid's birthday. Saturday. Two o'clock." "We're robbing a six-year-old," Bill said. "We're *redistributing* a six-year-old's assets." "He's got a trampoline, Molly. A trampoline shaped like a dinosaur." "Exactly. And you want him to keep it? Rich kid. Probably doesn't even appreciate the dinosaur." "That's fair," Bill admitted, scratching his chin. "So what's the play?" Molly tapped the diagram with a chewed pencil. "We go in as the entertainment. You're the clown." "I'm not being the clown." "You're being the clown." "Molly, I have a degree." "In what?" "Philosophy." "Congratulations, Bozo. You've been training for this your whole life." Bill sighed the sigh of a man who had lost this argument forty times before. "Fine. And what are you?" "The magician. I've been practicing." She pulled a silk handkerchief from her sleeve, then another, then seventeen more, then her own sock. "See?" "That last one was just laundry." "It's called misdirection. While the kids watch me pull laundry out of my sleeve, you load the presents into the bouncy castle." "Into the bouncy castle?" "It's got a blower, Bill. We inflate it, fill it with loot, and bounce it down the street to the van." "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." "It's *genius*. Nobody suspects a fleeing bouncy castle." "What if the parents get suspicious?" Molly waved a hand. "Parents at kids' parties are in survival mode. You could wheel a safe out the front door wearing a name tag that says 'Robber' and they'd just ask if you've seen the juice boxes." "Okay," Bill said slowly. "Okay, what's our take? Really. What's in those presents?" Molly consulted her notes. "Estimated haul: one LEGO castle, retail two hundred bucks. A scooter. Some walkie-talkies. And—" she lowered her voice reverently, "—Grandma's flying in. Grandma means a big present." "Big how?" "Big like a game console, Bill. Big like our rent." Bill stared at the horizon, wrestling with his soul. His soul lost quickly; it was out of shape. "What about the piñata?" "Leave the piñata. We're not animals." "It's full of candy." "...We'll take the piñata." "Thought so." "The real risk," Molly continued, "is the clown they already booked." "They already booked a clown?" "Chuckles. Real name: Gary. I looked into him. He's sixty-three, does balloon animals, and owes money to a guy named Sal." "So?" "So I bought his debt from Sal for forty bucks. Gary works for us now. He'll call in sick Saturday morning." "You bought a clown's gambling debt?" "Think of it as hiring a consultant." Bill rubbed his temples. "And if something goes wrong?" "Nothing goes wrong. It's a children's party, not a casino vault. Worst case, we grab what we can and I create a diversion." "What kind of diversion?" Molly smiled and produced a single smoke bomb from her pocket. "Glitter." "You made a glitter bomb." "I made *twelve* glitter bombs." "God help those children." "God help us if that trampoline gets away, Bill. Focus." Bill picked up the rubber duck, considered it, and tucked it into his jacket. "Fine. But if a single toddler sees my face, I'm telling the judge this was your idea." "They're six, Bill. Their eyewitness testimony is legally useless." "That's the first comforting thing you've said all day." Molly rolled up the blueprints. "Saturday. Two o'clock. Bring your big shoes." "They're at the dry cleaner's." Of course they were.