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Molly adjusted her ski mask and stared at the blueprint spread across the coffee shop table. "Bill, I need you to understand the gravity of this situation." "The gravity of stealing birthday presents from six-year-olds?" Bill flicked his lighter open and shut. "Molls, that's not gravity, that's just... evil." "Focus! This isn't about the kids, it's about the loot. Those parents spent good money on those gifts." Bill squinted at the architectural plans. "So let me get this straight. We're casing a Chuck E. Cheese at 2 PM on a Saturday because...?" "Because that's when they'll have the most presents. Birthday party package, premium table, probably thirty kids. Thirty potential windfalls." "You want to rob children's birthday parties now? What's next, the tooth fairy's collection service?" Molly's eye twitched. "This is art, Bill. This is what we were born to do." "Yeah, I was born to steal from toddlers too. Real classy." "They have a magician, balloon artist, and pony rides. Perfect cover. We blend in with the entertainment." Bill rubbed his temples. "You know what's funny? I've been robbing banks for fifteen years, and now I'm considering stealing presents from a kid named Timmy's party. How did we get here?" "Because we're professionals! Besides, think of the resale value on these toys." "Resale value on a My Little Pony? Come on, Molly." "That's it, I'm bringing the pony. You can ride it during our escape." Bill stared at her for a long moment. "You know what, let's just do it. At least it's better than another bank job where I have to pretend I'm not terrified the whole time." "See? Adventure!" "Yeah, well, adventure with better dental plans." "They're serving pizza, Bill. All you can eat pizza." "That's it, I'm in. Nothing gets past my defenses like free pizza." Molly grinned and extended her hand. "Partners?" Bill shook it reluctantly. "Partners. But if we get caught, I'm blaming everything on the pizza." "Deal. Now, the plan: you distract the parents with dad jokes while I hit the gift table." "What kind of dad jokes?" "The really bad ones. 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!'" Bill groaned. "Oh God, that's terrible." "Exactly. They'll be too busy rolling their eyes to notice us." "Molly, this is actually brilliant. Parents hate dad jokes." "I know, right? We should start a dad joke-based crime spree." "Next week: retirement home bingo night heist." "Now you're talking!"