Run: 2026-07-25-01KYD7TB2S6ZP2B0WN1Z8AG3HN

Bill spread a crayon drawing of a bounce house across the dashboard. "Okay, Molly. The presents are here, next to the cake table." "Bill, that's a child's drawing." "It's a blueprint. Little Timmy made it. He also drew a dragon on the roof, which I'm choosing to ignore." "We're stealing presents from a seven-year-old's birthday party." "We're redistributing joy, Molly. To ourselves." "And the clown?" "Distraction. I hired him. Twenty bucks, he juggles, all eyes on him." "You hired a clown with our getaway money?" "He was very persuasive. He had a horn." Molly sighed. "What's our cover story?" "You're Aunt Deborah. I'm Uncle Gerald. We've been skiing." "In July." "Swiss skiing. Very exclusive." "And when someone asks little Timmy who we are?" "He'll say Aunt Deborah and Uncle Gerald. Kids are terrible witnesses, Molly. It's science." "It is not science." "Fine. Backup plan: we grab the presents and hide in the bounce house." "The bounce house made of air and lies?" "Nobody suspects the bounce house." "I suspect the bounce house." "Then we're already ahead of the game. Masks on?" "These are paper plates with eye holes." "Timmy made those too. Solid kid. Now, go steal some joy."