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"Bill, we've got a problem." "What kind of problem?" "The children's party starts in two hours, and I forgot to get balloons." "Molly, why do we need balloons?" "For the distraction, obviously. I'm going to dress up as a clown and hand out balloons." "You think that will work?" "I once robbed a bank dressed as a chicken. A very convincing chicken costume." "That was a petting zoo, Molly." "Details, details. The point is, people underestimate clowns." "But children love clowns." "Exactly! They'll be too busy chasing me around to notice us stealing all their presents." "What about the parents?" "I'll distract them with my award-winning juggling skills." "You can't juggle." "Watch me throw these knives." "Those are children's plastic knives from the pizza party." "Even better! Nothing says 'trust me' like a clown with tiny plastic weapons." "And the presents?" "We grab them and run. Kids will think it's a game." "What if they cry?" "Then we blame it on the clown who stole their birthday girl." "You're brilliant, Molly. Absolutely brilliant."