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Molly leaned against the fence. "Bill, you said this was a children's birthday party, not a military installation with a bouncing castle." "Bounce house, clown, cupcakes, enough sugar to fund a small nation. We're collecting taxes." "The invitation says 'No unregistered pirates.'" "Legal jargon for people who wear our faces." "Retired detective at the door." "Retired means she knits and judges. Practically invisible." "We could climb." "Use the door and pretend we're the aunt from Toledo." "No aunt from Toledo." "Exactly. We'll go through the window because they forgot to childproof the second story like they forgot to childproof their father, which is tragic." "Presents are shiny. We'll sparkle." "Wear clown noses. Everyone expects a clown." "You brought clown noses?" "Two. I'm ambitious." "This is wrong." "Wrong, ridiculous, and too late because I brought a party hat." Molly stared. "That stare means the heist began." "Fine. You're the bounce-house maintenance expert." "Deal. Let's steal presents." "It's too small for the bounce house." "We're not stealing the bounce house." "Unless they're on it." "Steal them mid-air. That's why I drink coffee." "You don't drink coffee." "I do now. Part of the plan." "We have five minutes before the cake." "Steal a child's dreams. Let's move."