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“The children’s party starts at three,” Molly said. “We dress as clowns carrying balloons to sneak in.” “Clowns terrify kids,” Bill replied. “They’ll scream and alert everyone.” “That’s our distraction. Grab every present from the table during the panic.” “Robbing a kid’s birthday? That’s despicable even for thieves like us.” “It’s a comedic heist, Bill. The irony makes it gold.” “Irony won’t sell toys and games we steal.” “We fence them online later. Easy profit.” “Parents will see the empty gift pile right away.” “Not during the happy birthday song when all watch the cake.” “Then we stuff bags and dash to the getaway van in the alley.” “I drive? Clown makeup will smear on the wheel.” “Skip the red nose then. Just wigs and face paint.” “If a child catches us taking his gift what then?” “Call it a magic disappearing act and run.” “This plan could fail spectacularly.” “It won’t. We’ve pulled off bigger jobs.” “Those had real security. This is just family.” “Exactly no alarms or guards. Simple.” “Until police arrive for toy theft.” “They’ll be too ashamed to call cops on party crashers.” “Alright I’m in. But cake frosting hits me you wash it off.”