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"Bill," Molly said, "the birthday party starts at two." "Perfect," Bill said, tightening his glittery present sack. "We hit the bounce house." "The bounce house is for children, Bill," Molly said. "You have a mustache and a serious plan." "I am emotionally available for bounce houses," Bill said. "The presents are stacked by the clown tunnel like a glittery fort." "The clown tunnel is a plastic tube with a sad rainbow that says 'Magic Entrance.'" "Still. Peak efficiency. Are we infiltrating this birthday or not?" "We are infiltrating because you bribed me with a pizza bagel," Molly said. "Correct. The mom is a retired police officer." "Then we bring cupcakes as a Trojan horse." "Those cupcakes have eyes," Molly said. "Mine have frosting," Bill said. "We'll blend in. If anyone asks, you are my cousin." "Your cousin?" "The van cousin. We enter at one-fifty." "You are wearing cat-ear headphones." "It is my look. How do we get past security?" "There are no guards," Bill said. "Only a balloon arch and a dad with a beard who thinks he is funny." "That dad is terrifying." "He might ask about the unicycle." "You don't own a unicycle." "I can steal one from the petting zoo." "That is worse than stealing presents." "We steal joy," Bill said. "Silver robot or plush unicorn?" "I want to leave before anyone screams." "We wear the present bags." "I am already wearing one. It says 'Happy Birthday Liam' in sparkles." "Perfect camouflage," Molly said. "Can we agree this is a terrible idea?" "I agree," Bill said. "Let's proceed."