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Molly tapped the stolen invitation with a gloved finger, the paper creased from her nervous grip and smelling faintly of glitter and regret. The bounce house on Maple Street was yellow and smelled of sunscreen and cheap plastic, a temporary palace of childhood dreams that Bill intended to treat with the respect of a burglar. "Bill, they have juice boxes with cameras." Bill adjusted sunglasses taped over his eyes, the kind that made him look like a tourist from a country that didn't exist. "Juice is innocent, Molly." "The clown knows us." She pointed at the address on the card. "This is Maple Street. We enter through the bounce house. No windows, pure joy, zero witnesses." "Pure joy is how you get glitter on your pants that never washes out." "Glitter confuses them." Molly pulled out a list, her voice clipped. "Presents first. Not becoming a piñata second. Remembering this is a birthday, not Fort Knox." "Moat versus goats." "I saw the petting zoo. They have attitudes." The goats stood in a muddy pen, chewing with the solemnity of judges, and Bill wondered if they could be bribed with crackers. Bill grinned, unwrapping a sandwich that looked older than he did. "Goats are alibis. If anyone asks, we feed them." "You wear goat hair already." "I blend in." "With the taxidermist?" Molly spread a hand-drawn map across her knees in the cramped van. The vehicle smelled of old tacos and criminal ambition, its yellow exterior barely visible under a layer of dust and poor life choices. "Gift table is ten feet from the cake. Aunt Linda guards it. Eyes like a hawk. Purse like a riot shield." "Aunt Linda is the obstacle." "We need a distraction." Bill snapped his fingers. "I sing." "Don't." "Happy birthday. Loudly. In a sombrero." Molly adjusted her black turtleneck and pulled a hairnet over her bun, staring at him as if he had suggested tunneling through a marshmallow. "Stealing toys and singing?" "Singing lowers suspicion." "It lowers sanity." "We’ll be legends. Unrecognized." "Good, but avoid Uncle Gary." "Uncle Gary brings gift bags and whistles." Bill chewed slowly, the sandwich ending in his mouth like a defeat. "You have a whistle?" "Yes. Plan without your voice." "Fine. You talk, I lift. Biggest present." "Which?" "The rumbler. The bike." Molly rolled her eyes. "Timmy’s bike?" "Age eight. Heavy is valuable." "We’re thieves, not parents." "Sentimental value." "You have a wrench for everything." "For the bounce-house lock." "Rope." "Steel rope. Dreams." Molly checked her digital watch, expensive and glinting under the van's single bulb. "Four o'clock. Parents sing inside. Kids wild at four-five. Window at four-fifteen when the magician performs." "Perfect." Molly pulled on black gloves, slightly shiny, leaning close enough that Bill could smell her mint gum and determination. "Rule: don't touch the clown." "Ignore clowns like taxes." "Can't ignore taxes." "Stolen gift cards." Molly laughed, sharp in the silent van. "Sing, and you stay with goats." Bill nodded solemnly. "Deal?" "Yes." "Timmy’s bike is worth the risk." "Fool, but I like you." "Sandwiches." "Bad ideas." "Unstoppable." Molly grabbed her bag, smiled, and spoke the only sensible words left. "Steal joy." Bill started the engine, and the van rolled toward Maple Street like two people about to turn childhood wonder into merchandise, leaving nothing behind but tire marks and a very confused magician whose cape was far too red for comfort.