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Molly paced the warehouse floor excitedly. Bill watched from his chair. "Bill, this children's party is the opportunity we've been waiting for. All those presents, just sitting there for the taking. We are going to break in and steal them all. My plan is we will go as the hired clowns. I have the costumes ready. We juggle, we make balloon animals, and while the kids are watching the balloons, we slip the presents into our oversized clown pants which have secret pockets. Then we honk our way out. It's perfect because clowns are expected, no one will question two extra clowns. The comedy writes itself when the parents find the presents gone and the clowns vanished." Bill shook his head. "Clowns? Those pants will be obvious if they're full of boxes. We'll look lumpy. I have an idea that's better. We wait until the piñata is brought out. I volunteer to hang it, but instead I hang a bag, and when they break it, instead of candy, it's a smoke bomb I planted, smoke everywhere, confusion, we take the presents in the smoke screen. Classic heist movie stuff, but with a piñata twist, so funny." Molly clapped her hands. "Smoke bomb in piñata! That's brilliant and hilarious. The kids expecting candy, getting smoke, us getting gifts. But we need to make sure the smoke is safe, not too much. We can buy the party smoke, the kind for effects. Then, to make it even better, we can have a second piñata with the real candy to not be too mean. No, that's extra. Anyway, we do the smoke, grab, go. If the smoke doesn't work, we have the clown backup. Two plans, good. The party is in the afternoon, we arrive with the 'entertainment' van, which is our getaway. Load the presents in the back while 'setting up'. Even before the party starts, some stealing. Then the rest during. This is going to be our best comedic heist. People will read about it and laugh. Two thieves using party tricks to trick the party. Genius." Bill smiled. "Okay, clowns and smoke piñata. Let's get the bomb and the pants. If we get caught, at least we'll look funny in court, two clowns stealing toys. Worth it for the story. Let's do this." They both started listing the supplies needed, talking over each other. Molly said, "We need red noses, big shoes, the smoke canisters that are legal for parties, the van cleaned out, extra bags, maybe some real balloons to make it look authentic. Also, a playlist of clown music to play as we leave, to add to the comedy. If we pull this off, we'll have enough to live on for months from selling the toys. Imagine the looks on those kids' faces, but they'll get over it, new toys next week. We are providing a lesson in not leaving presents unattended. That's our justification." Bill said, "Yes, and I need to practice juggling so I don't drop the 'balls' which are actually small presents. This is going to be a blast, literally with the smoke. Let's start now." They continued the conversation, filling in small details like what to do if a child asks for a specific balloon animal while they are stuffing pants, deciding to say the balloon ran away, adding to the humor of the situation.