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Molly adjusted her glittery burglar mask, which she had bought by accident when searching for tactical gear on a discount site that sold only birthday supplies. She smelled like lavender and regret. The night air smelled like sugar and impending arrest. Bill stood in the bushes, clutching a stolen cupcake and a wrinkled napkin map of the backyard. "The presents are under the oak table," Molly whispered, tapping her glittery notebook. "And the clown has a balloon sword," Bill replied, eyes wide with theatrical dread. They scaled the fence using a ladder borrowed from a neighbor who owed them a favor involving a missing lawn gnome. Inside, chaos reigned—pinatas, juice boxes, and a toddler screaming about a princess in a pink dress. Molly grabbed a wrapped box, but it squeaked like a frightened animal. Bill snatched it away and shoved it into her bag. "Run," he whispered urgently as a parent looked over. They fled through the sprinkler system, leaving confetti and moral erosion. The burglar alarm stayed silent because the host had unplugged it to charge an iPhone. Molly looked back at the screaming children and grinned with guilty triumph. "Next year we charge admission," she said.