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Molly crouched behind a bounce house shaped like a castle, binoculars pressed to her face despite the party being twelve feet away. "Guards?" whispered Bill. "Two clowns. Armed with balloons." Bill nodded gravely, as though balloon animals were improvised explosive devices. He unrolled a backyard schematic drawn in crayon, for authenticity. A lipstick X marked the present table between a piñata and a dinosaur cake. The plan was elegant. Molly would pose as entertainment, having borrowed a tutu and a severe misunderstanding of what magicians actually do. Bill would trigger the sprinklers, sending seven six-year-olds into a shrieking frenzy and their parents scrambling toward the tacos. "Twelve feet, Bill. Twelve," Molly muttered, lowering the binoculars. "The tutu is tactical," he replied, wounded. Molly had rehearsed for weeks. She could now saw a stuffed rabbit in half with total commitment. The score was substantial: forty presents, three gift cards, and a build-your-own-robot kit that Bill insisted was "for the fence, obviously." The birthday girl opened her first present. Zero hour. "On three," Molly breathed. They lunged—directly into the piñata. Bill went down hard, tangled in papier-mâché and disappointment, while Molly somersaulted onto the dinosaur cake. Somewhere, a clown honked.