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Molly and Bill crouched behind a bouncy castle. "Target's inside the house. Parents moved the presents at 1400 hours," Bill whispered. "Bill, it's a birthday party, not Fort Knox." "Vigilance, Molly. What's our entry point?" "The front door. Someone will ask us to carry the cake." "We go in through the window. I've got the glass cutter." "You'll terrify the children." "I'll be wearing the clown suit." "The clown suit is terrifying." "It's tactical camouflage! Clowns are invisible at children's parties." "Clowns are why children need therapy, Bill." "Fine. I'm the balloon animal guy. Kids love balloon animals." "Can you make balloon animals?" "I can make a snake. It's a long balloon." "You'll blow our cover in four seconds." Bill consulted a napkin covered in crayon diagrams. "Recon complete. Seven kids, one piñata, mom on wine. The piñata's the real threat." "The piñata?" "It's a dragon full of candy. The kids get bats. When it breaks, stampede. That's our window." "You've planned an escape route around a piñata." "Through the hedge, past the sprinkler, into the getaway van." "You drove your mom's minivan again?" "It's gray. Gray is stealth." "Gray is beige's sad cousin. Fine. But we're leaving the birthday girl's present." "Sentimental?" "Practical. It's a karaoke machine. That thing's a security system."