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"Bill, it's a birthday party. For children." "Exactly. Nobody suspects a clown." "That's the problem. I'm not going to squeeze into that costume." "Balloony the Clown pays two hundred a night. We're stealing the presents, Molly. It's perfect cover." "There's a bouncy castle, Bill." "That's the escape route. Have you seen me bounce? I'm graceful." "You're a forty-eight-year-old man with a bad knee." "A graceful forty-eight-year-old man." "Fine. What's my role?" "Balloony's assistant. Sticky Steve." "Why Steve?" "Because I'm Balloony and you're Sticky. Keep up." "I hate this plan." "You'll love the payday. Twelve presents, minimum. One kid said on his invite 'no gifts, just your presence.' Who says that? Clearly a trap. There's a safe in there." "A safe? At a party?" "Rich family. The kid's got a pony, Molly. Ponies cost money, and money ends up in safes." "So we entertain children, steal presents, crack a safe, and bounce out through the bouncy castle." "Now you're getting it." "What happens if the kids recognize us later?" "Clown makeup. We're unrecognizable." "Bill, you're wearing a name tag that says Balloony." "...I'll peel it off." "That's it? 'I'll peel it off'?" "Also, I'll change my whole personality." "We're doomed." "One bouncy castle, Molly. One beautiful bouncy castle." "If we get arrested, I'm telling the police it was your idea." "It IS my idea." "Exactly my point."