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The blueprints spread across the table weren't blueprints at all. They were crayon drawings of a backyard, complete with a bouncy castle rendered in wobbly purple lines. "This is the target?" Bill asked, holding up a sheet labeled MY 7TH BIRTHDAY PARTY with a glitter sticker in the corner. Molly tapped the drawing. "The Henderson kid. His dad sells orthopedic mattresses to three NFL teams. That bouncy castle alone cost more than our last two jobs combined." "It's a bounce house, Mol." "It's an inflatable expenditure. Focus." Bill leaned back in his chair until it creaked. "So walk me through the plan. You want two career criminals, whose combined rap sheet runs longer than a CVS receipt, to infiltrate a child's birthday party." "Pose as the balloon artist." "You want me to twist balloons." "I want you to make balloon animals while I work the gift table. It's called a cover identity, Bill. Nobody suspects a man holding a poodle made of latex." "And what do I do when some kid asks for a sword?" "You make him a sword." "What if he asks for a giraffe?" "You make the giraffe, Bill." "What if he asks for a dinosaur riding a unicycle?" Molly paused. "Can you make that?" "Absolutely not, but that's not the point. The point is we're going to a party where the average guest height is four feet and their primary weapon is unfiltered honesty." Bill stood and paced the length of the kitchen. "Last week I couldn't talk my way past a mall Santa, and he wasn't even the real one. His beard was attached with hairpins, Mol. Hairpins." "The Santa job failed because you panicked." "I panicked because a child asked me if I had an alibi for the winter solstice!" Molly slid a second document across the table, this one laminated. "I've prepared contingencies. Escape route through the hedge, guest list cross-referenced with nap schedules, and a mental map of the gift table organized by estimated value. The big one is a Playmobil set the size of a compact car. The kid's uncle works in toy distribution." Bill studied the laminated sheet for a long moment. "You numbered the hedges." "There are four hedges. Hedging your options is just good practice." "You numbered the hedges and made a spreadsheet about cake." He pointed to a pie chart. "Mol, that is literally a pie chart about pie." "Sheet cake versus cupcake logistics matter. Sugar crashes happen around hour two. That's our window." Bill sat down slowly, defeated in the way of a man who has lost this argument many times before. "Fine. Fine. But I want it on record that if this goes wrong, the police report will read 'man arrested at child's party for stealing a giraffe balloon.'" "Technically you'll have made the giraffe, so it wouldn't be stealing." "Comforting. Truly." Molly smiled and slid the crayon drawing into her bag. "You'll be great. Kids love you." "Kids fear me, Mol. The Santa incident made the neighborhood newsletter." "Then it's settled. Saturday, we take down a seven-year-old." Bill groaned into his hands. "This is what we've become." "This is who we always were, Bill. We just finally found an honest line of work."