Run: 2026-09-02-01M1H5E2V73NE783FDQ7RZ5DKP

"Okay, explain to me again why we're robbing a seven-year-old's birthday party," Molly whispered, crouched behind a bouncy castle. "Because, Billy, the presents are left unattended for hours." "I said my name is Bill." "Right. Bill. Sorry, Bill." "And it's a Princess Ponies Extravaganza. There's a guy dressed as a unicorn, Bill. A unicorn." "That's the distraction. I distract Unicorn Gary, you grab the gifts." "How do you distract a unicorn?" "Carrots. I brought a bag." "Unicorn Gary is a grown man named Keith in a rental costume. He doesn't want carrots." "Everyone wants carrots, Molly. That's why rabbits are so popular." "That is not why rabbits are popular." "Shh, here he comes. Keith! Keith the Unicorn! Magic beast of the realm! Might you care for a carrot?" "Uncle Bill? You're the unicorn?" "...Define unicorn." "You're my math teacher!" "And you're failing my class, Tommy. Funny how the world works." "Molly, abort! Abort! He knows my parents!" "I'm already holding three ponies and a Lego set, Bill." "Put them back!" "You put them back! You're the adult in the costume!" "There are no adults here, Molly. Only children and unicorns." "Run?" "Run." "Wait—Keith! Your carrot!"