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Molly spread the crumpled invitation across the dusty van hood. "We steal presents from tiny trusting guests." Bill adjusted his ridiculous disguise and checked the party map. "That sounds festive and also extremely illegal." "Illegal is just scheduling with better costumes." The birthday house blazed with balloons streamers and tiny shoes. "I brought a puppet and emergency frosting." "Frosting is not a burglary tool today." Molly circled the kitchen entrance with a purple crayon twice. "Children trust anyone holding pink frosting proudly." "We enter through the kitchen side door." Bill opened a duffel filled with ribbon scissors and frosting. "What about the magician and suspicious briefcase?" "I will distract him with balloon animals." A distant pinata exploded and children shrieked like tiny alarms. "I cannot make balloon animals without crying." "Then cry quietly and keep moving gifts." Molly smoothed her fake apron and counted the lawn chairs. "Parents always guard presents like dragon treasure." "Parents will be distracted by pineapple pizza." Bill practiced juggling empty boxes while whistling an off tune. "I would guard pizza like dragon treasure." "You are not a dragon today Bill." The magician arrived carrying rabbits glitter and a suspicious briefcase. "I could be a very gentle dragon." "We swap wrapped boxes with empty decoys." Molly noticed parents clustering near the gift table with wine. "Empty boxes will hurt their tiny feelings." "We leave candy inside the decoy boxes." Bill inflated a balloon until it squeaked like guilty conscience. "Candy creates chaos and chaos creates cover." "Exactly, you are learning criminal party strategy." The cake emerged with candles enough to signal passing satellites. "Should we steal the cake as well?" "No, cake is too loud to carry." Molly checked her watch and winked at the open window. "Cake does not whisper when you run." "Focus on presents, pinata, and quick exits." Bill tucked a wooden spoon into his belt like weaponry. "I love quick exits and slow cake." "If kids notice us, mention a game." They slipped toward the garden gate as party music swelled. "What game involves stealing gifts and smiling?" "We call it surprise redistribution with glitter." "Glitter makes every crime feel more official." "Wear the fake mustache for believable authority." "I already have a natural mustache growing." "That is frosting, not a natural mustache." "Then the disguise improves with every bite." "The gift table sits beside the magician." "Magicians always guard gifts with rabbits poorly." "I will ask him about fancy rabbits." "I will bag presents like speedy groceries." "Do not mention speedy groceries near children." "Children love speedy groceries and free stickers." "Bring stickers to bribe tiny screaming witnesses." "I brought stickers shaped like confused dinosaurs." "Confused dinosaurs are perfect for distracting toddlers." "Toddlers are tiny drunk detectives with opinions." "We leave before the birthday song starts." "Birthday songs make me confess weird things." "Confess only after we secure the presents." "This party will remember our stylish professionalism." "They will remember nothing except missing presents." "Perfect, we become legends of childish confusion."