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"Okay," Molly said, "the plan is simple. We sneak into the backyard, distract the parents with gluten-free cupcakes, and steal every wrapped box under the piñata tree." "Gluten-free?" Bill asked. "Do you know how suspicious that is? Those are usually traps." "No, the traps are the gift cards," Molly replied. "If someone hands you a Best Buy card, you're already arrested." "Right. So what’s the route?" "We go in through the bouncy castle." "Absolutely not. Last time I got my belt stuck in an inflatable unicorn, and I had to flee in my shorts." "Then take them off." "That’s worse than the unicorn." "Focus. Once inside, we load the presents into the toy chest." "Which toy chest?" "The one we wheeled through the zoo earlier." Bill winced. "That was a coffin, Molly." "It had casters." "And a skeleton holding a tiny umbrella." "It was charming. Now, the code for the garden gate is six-four-two." "Those are birthday ages?" "Obviously." "And if there are witnesses?" "We say we’re entertainment." "As clowns?" "Unfortunately, yes." "Should we bring the net?" "The one with bells?" "No, it’s silent." "It screams thief." "Then pantyhose?" "For the loot, not legs." "That’s suspicious." "To you." "Not me."