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"Okay, Molly. Is the clown distressed?" "Distress is dramatic. He is crying by the cake table." "Fine. What is the plan?" "Bill, I told you. We enter as magicians. Cute rabbits, terrible hats." "And the presents?" "We grab all the presents. Every single one." "Even the tiny sock set from Grandma?" "Especially the tiny sock set. It smells like adventure and lavender." "Will you stop narrating the lavender?" "It is motivational." "What about the parents?" "They are busy pretending one juice box is enough." "Perfect. Signal?" "A scream, but only the polite, harmless kind." "Got it. When do we strike?" "After the piñata. That is chaos. That is art." "And if we get caught?" "We cry. Children are great at it. We steal the whole pile, Bill." "Can I carry the big boxes?" "You carry guilt." "Where do we dump them?" "Truck." "Truck?" "Mine. It smells like pizza and regret." "Wait, what about the bouncy castle?" "Distraction. I inflate it with my ego." "Only if the frosting hides evidence." "Should we take the name tag?" "Yes. I need aliases." "Bill the Bandit?" "Too obvious. Make me Mysterious." "Fine. Mysterious Bill." "Let us go." "Remember: smile, wave, avoid the sticky carpet."