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"The bounce house goes live at two," Molly whispered. "And the security?" Bill asked. "A clown named Bongo. He passes out after balloon animals." "Brilliant. What about the suburban moms?" "Completely distracted by the mimosa bar." "What’s our operational window?" "Exactly six minutes during musical chairs. We bag the entire gift table, slide it down the laundry chute, and vanish into the getaway minivan." "Wait, what about the kid with the laser tag vest?" "Little Timmy? I bribed him with sour worms. He’s our inside man." "You bought off an eight-year-old?" "Professionals have standards, Bill. The primary target is the gold-wrapped box. It's the ultra-deluxe Lego pirate ship." "Understood. I'll secure the hallway in the inflatable dinosaur suit." "No, Bill! The velociraptor squeaks!" "It strikes terror, Molly! Pure psychological warfare against toddlers!" "Just grab the burlap sacks. If any child corners you, tell them you're the official toy inspector." "And if they start weeping?" "Throw string cheese and run." "Did you pack the glitter bombs for emergency cover?" "Two pockets full. Is the getaway driver ready?" "Your cousin Frank is idling behind the sandbox." "Flawless. Let's rob this kindergartener blind." "Synchronize watches. Operation Birthday Bash begins now." "May the pinata have mercy on our souls."