Run: 2026-09-02-01M1HJ8VKCYQASCMG54HGBRC4T

"Morning, sleepy town. You’re early again." "Because you said sourdough was ready at six." "Ready? It’s sulking." "Sulking? It’s a loaf, not a teenager." "It reacts to weather, attitude, and jazz." "Jasmine? She remembers kindness." "I brought the missing keys." "Missing? They were under a cinnamon bun." "And the note said, 'Do not frost the evidence.'" "I did not frost it." "You did dust the town's only bakery key with sugar." "It looked festive." "It looked stolen." "Fine. I'll pay for a new glass pane." "You broke the window?" "I said I brought the keys, not that I entered politely." "Through the flower box?" "The geraniums survived." "The mayor came at dawn." "The mayor never rises before noon." "He smelled trouble." "You didn't give him the last almond twist?" "He had the look." "The look?" "Like a golden retriever with legal authority." "Then hide the ledger." "It's already in the proofing basket." "Under the rye?" "Under the rye. And a cloth." "If he asks, we're all out." "We're never out." "Then say we're emotionally out." "Smile. You're a baker with crumbs on your apron." "I was never here." "Ovens are warm, windows are clean, and nobody saw anything." "Nothing." "Perfect."