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"Molly, are we really going to rob a children's birthday party?" Bill whispered. "Absolutely, Bill, that's where the untouched presents are piled higher than the cake," Molly replied. "Isn't stealing from kids a new low, even for us?" "Think of it as redistributing unopened toys to people who appreciate resale value." "How do we get past all those parents without looking creepy?" "We dress as entertainers. Nobody questions a clown with a big bag." "I hate clown makeup. My nose itches for days." "Tough luck. You distract the magician while I grab the gift table near the bounce house." "What if a kid starts crying? I fold under pressure from toddlers." "Just make a balloon dog and sprint. We're professionals, remember?" "Professionals who steal LEGOs and action figures?" "Hey, a score's a score, no matter how small the victims are." "Fine, but if a mom with a juice box tackles us, I'm telling everyone it was your idea." "You always say that, and you always follow me anyway." "Do we at least get cake after?" "Only if we don't get caught, Bill. Now fix your red nose." "Ridiculous pays the rent, now come on, the presents aren't going to steal themselves."