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The van smelled faintly of old pizza and terrible decisions. Molly crouched beside a dumpster studying the suburban backyard through cheap binoculars. Bill polished a balloon animal poodle like it was a loaded weapon. Pastel streamers fluttered above a folding table piled high with glittery presents. A magician botched card tricks while toddlers screamed for sugar and chaos. Molly whispered "We grab gifts fast then sprint past screaming clowns today." Bill nodded solemnly adjusting his fake mustache that kept curling in humidity. He mapped exits between bounce house inflatable castle and grumpy babysitters. Operation Birthday Snatch required precision timing and zero glitter tolerance. Molly tapped the handdrawn map twice with criminal confidence. Bill replied "Bring big bags dodge cake frosting balloons toddlers cops fast." They synchronized watches despite neither watch actually working properly anymore. The plan involved fake clown costumes surplus confetti and extreme casual lying. Molly would distract parents with enthusiastic puppet show about taxes. Bill would scoop presents into laundry sacks labeled dirty socks. If caught they would claim extreme community service or avantgarde performance art. Somewhere a child shrieked joyfully unaware criminal masterminds lurked nearby. Both thieves grinned ready to ruin birthdays for glorious selfish profit today.