Run: 2026-09-03-01M1K5KY9V143P4ZJ1C36MZEPA

Molly spread the crayon map across the kitchen table as Bill adjusted his fake magician cape. The Henderson triplets birthday party promised mountains of unwrapped presents piled beside the bouncy castle, guarded only by tired parents and one grumpy clown. Molly pointed to the side fence with a chewed pencil. "We hit the party at two." Bill grinned and polished a balloon animal pump like a safecracker. "Grab presents, dodge toddlers, escape fast." Molly snorted, imagining panicked parents chasing them through sprinklers and frosting while toddlers screamed for more juice boxes. "What about the clown?" Bill shuddered at memories of squeaky noses and tiny bicycles, then suggested bribing him with extra frosting and a getaway tricycle. "Bribe him with cake." Molly agreed and packed glittery gift bags, plastic handcuffs, and a decoy piñata stuffed with mashed potatoes. They would crash the pin the tail game, scoop every wrapped box, and vanish before Happy Birthday ended. Bill practiced his cheesy magic voice while Molly timed their escape around nap schedules. Outside, balloons bobbed innocently. Inside, two bumbling thieves prepared for the silliest, stickiest heist in suburban history, fueled by juice and regret. Neither remembered to bring pants for Bill. Oops indeed.