Run: 2026-09-03-01M1KAC29PPYHAD8GQSX3B8329

"Bill, you can't just waltz into a bouncy castle yelling 'piñata audit.'" "Why not? Little kids trust audits." "They're six. They don't even know audits. We need a cake." "A whole cake?" "Everyone trusts a man carrying a cake. You're the entertainment. I'm the photographer. I steal presents while you teach the floss." "Floss? I have a bad hip and a much worse spine." "Then do the robot. Look pitiful. I'll load gift bags into a stroller with a fake baby." "You don't even have a fake baby." "Bag of flour in a onesie. It cries when you squeeze it." "That's not crying, that's just flour." "Same thing to a parent on no sleep. Bouncy castle is our egress." "Egress through a bouncy castle? With twenty pounds of giant LEGO?" "Fine, we exit through face painting. You're a lion, I'm a cheetah. Nobody questions big cats carrying gifts." "They definitely will when we roar." "Don't roar. Just purr. And avoid the clown at all costs." "Why avoid the clown specifically?" "He's our inside man. And also my ex." "Your ex is a clown? Which exact one?" "The sad one with the balloon animals that look like unsolved gruesome crime scenes."