Run: 2026-09-03-01M1KAKKY394V0QCJF7KGQR1FE

Molly said, "We hit the bouncy castle entrance at two." Bill whispered, "The clown's making balloon animals by the cake table." "Perfect. I'll wear the Sparkle Princess costume and blend with the entertainers." "You? Sparkle Princess? You hate glitter." "Desperate times. You're on present extraction. The pile's by the pinata, right?" "Yeah, but there's a dozen five-year-olds guarding it with juice boxes." "Juice boxes? We've faced lasers." "These kids bite, Molly. And they cry. Loud." "So we bring a distraction. I'll announce a real unicorn in the backyard." "There's no unicorn." "I'll paint the pony. Bill, focus. Once they stampede, you grab the big boxes first. The one with the robot dinosaur is worth three grand." "How do you know which box?" "I shook it at the gift table. It has a red ribbon and a card that says 'For Timmy, love Grandma.'" "Timmy's grandma has money." "Exactly. Now, exit route?" "Through the ball pit to the kitchen, out the side gate." "What if the birthday boy sees us?" "Then we sing. Kids love singing." "Fine. But if you get glitter in my getaway car, I'm leaving you." "Deal. Let's go steal some childhood joy." "Got it. Let's move now."