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The van smelled like stale coffee and desperation. Molly, a woman whose hawklike gaze could appraise a diamond from across a ballroom, had her eye glued to a pair of binoculars. Beside her, Bill, a man who looked like a deflated balloon in a tracksuit, was meticulously cleaning a single, silver soup spoon with his sleeve. “Operation Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Lame is a go,” Molly whispered, her voice vibrating with professional intensity. Bill sighed. “It’s called ‘Pin the Tail on the Donkey,’ Mol.” “Details,” she snapped, not lowering the binoculars. “We move at 14:00 hours, when the sugar rush hits its peak and the parents are mainlining lukewarm coffee. The mark is one Theodore ‘Theo’ Beaumont, age seven. Birthday haul is estimated at forty thousand, maybe fifty if Aunt Carol shows up with cash again.” “We’re stealing from a child,” Bill said, polishing the spoon until it gleamed like a tiny, stolen moon. “On his birthday.” “We are liberating assets from a high-net-worth individual who will be emotionally compensated by the presence of his peers and a complimentary bouncy castle,” Molly corrected, finally lowering the binoculars. She turned to him, her face a mask of grim resolve. “This isn’t theft, Bill. It’s a market correction.” Bill pointed the spoon at her. “We’re going to get arrested. I’ll have to explain the spoon to my mother.” “You’ll be fine as long as you don’t use it on the cake. That’s the real haul. The cake is a five-tiered masterpiece from ‘La Pâtisserie du Château.’ It’s constructed with Valrhona chocolate and edible gold leaf.” “So our plan,” Bill said, holding up the spoon, “is to infiltrate a den of screaming six-year-olds, avoid feral parents, and… what exactly is your plan for the presents?” Molly unrolled a blueprint of a suburban backyard. “The present table is here, next to the juice boxes. You, in your disguise as the world’s most pathetic magician, will create a diversion by making the birthday boy's pet gerbil ‘disappear’.” “We’re not taking the gerbil, right?” Bill asked, his voice thin. “Don’t be daft. The distraction allows me to slip in via the hedge, swap the presents with these,” she said, patting a duffel bag full of discounted, off-brand toys—the kind that came with free whistles. “Then we make our exit through the front gate, just as the party entertainer starts the ‘Hokey Pokey.’” Bill stared at the spoon. “You know I can’t do magic. I don’t know a single card trick. My hands shake. What if the gerbil bites me?” Molly grabbed the spoon from him and pocketed it. “Then you improvise. Turn it into a puppet. Just don’t eat the cake before I’ve got the goods. The heist needs a clear head.” “And what about the bouncy castle?” Bill asked, a last-ditch attempt at sanity. Molly’s eyes glittered. She looked at him, a slow, terrifying smile spreading across her face. “Don’t worry about the bouncy castle, Bill.” Bill paled. “Why?”