Run: 2026-09-03-01M1KBNA5HNTJXC46BSZJQ4TRN

"Bill, I've cased the bouncy castle. The presents are under the cake table." "Under the cake table? Surrounded by five-year-olds hopped up on fizzy juice?" "Exactly. They'll be distracted by Pin the Tail on the Donkey." "Pin the Tail? Last time I got near a donkey, I left with a hoof print." "That's because you tried to ride it. This is a paper donkey." "Paper can still cut. What's the plan?" "We dress as party clowns. I'll make balloon animals, you trip over the piñata." "Why am I always the piñata guy?" "Because you have the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel. While they laugh, I slide the gifts into my clown car." "You drive a clown car?" "I hot-wired one from the circus. It seats eight, but the trunk's tiny." "How many presents?" "Seventeen. Mostly Legos and one heavy box labeled 'Grandma.'" "I don't steal from grandmas." "It's from Grandma, not for Grandma. Relax." "Fine. But I'm not wearing floppy shoes." "Bill, the shoes are non-negotiable. They squeak." "That's the problem." "No, squeaky shoes are scientifically proven to make children laugh." "Scientifically by who?" "By me. Are you in?" "I'm in. But if I step on Lego, I keep it."