Run: 2026-09-03-01M1KC1WSM4K22WQ2AAFMQFHP4

Molly: "Okay, Bill, walk me through the birthday job." Bill: "Simple. I rent the inflatable T-Rex costume. You pose as the face painter." Molly: "I can't paint faces." Bill: "You can paint fences, walls, occasionally your own elbow. Good enough." Molly: "What's the exit strategy?" Bill: "We load the presents into the bouncy castle and float away." Molly: "That's not how bouncy castles work." Bill: "Not with that attitude." Molly: "Fine. How do we get past the parents?" Bill: "I'll shout 'piñata emergency' and toss glitter. They'll panic, blind, and bump into each other." Molly: "And the children?" Bill: "I'll tell them the magician is in the garden. They'll stampede." Molly: "There is no magician." Bill: "The birthday clown will have to cope." Molly: "Won't the clown recognize you?" Bill: "No, because I'm not invited. That's the whole point." Molly: "And the cake?" Bill: "We leave the cake. We're thieves, Molly, not monsters." Molly: "So we escape with bags of wrapped toys?" Bill: "Yes. Yours are probably clothes. Mine are probably loud." Molly: "What if we get cornered by a dad?" Bill: "I'll challenge him to a balloon animal duel. No dad can resist." Molly: "You don't know how to make balloon animals." Bill: "Neither does he. That's the beauty." Molly: "Deal. But if I see a toddler with a juice box, I'm out." Bill: "Coward." Molly: "Professional."