Run: 2026-09-03-01M1KC9H5PFE9YMPEEV0BXEF8S

"We're not just waltzing into a bouncy castle heist, Bill. This is a toddler's birthday. Maximum security: one hired fairy, two grandparents asleep on a sofa." "So I bring the bolt cutters for the gift table?" "No, you bring a juice box and pretend you're lost. I'll be the clown." "You hate clowns." "I hate prison more. Now, the presents are piled by the chocolate fountain. We need a distraction." "I could sing 'Happy Birthday' in the wrong key." "The children would riot. We need subtle. You spill juice on the magician." "He's only doing balloon animals." "Even better. Wet balloon poodle. Chaos. While he's wiping his waistcoat, I grab the big one with the dinosaur wrapping paper." "How do you know it's big?" "I shook it at the gift table recon. Sounds like a toy cash register. We'll be rich." "Rich in plastic coins." "They're collectible. Now, what's your exit strategy?" "I crawl through the ball pit and out the back." "Brilliant. No one follows a grown man through forty thousand plastic balls." "Because they'll be too busy laughing." "Exactly. Let's move."