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Molly stared at the finger-painted banner sagging across the community center doors. “Happy 6th Birthday, Timmy!” it declared, above a drawing of a dinosaur that looked vaguely ashamed of itself. “I can’t believe we’re doing this,” Bill whispered, adjusting his oversized sunglasses. “We’ve pulled job at a casino, a private zoo, and once, memorably, a cheese vault. But this? This is a new low.” “It’s not a low, Bill. It’s a pivot.” Molly tugged at the collar of her rented clown costume. The ruffled neck itched like a nest of angry bees. “Children’s parties have one thing casinos don’t. A mountain of unguarded merchandise wrapped in shiny paper.” “And a bouncy castle full of human missiles,” Bill muttered. “What’s the play? Distract them with balloon animals while you stuff a sack into a stroller?” “Better.” Molly pointed toward the side entrance, where a teenager in a cheap pirate hat was sneaking a vape. “That’s the entertainment. Cap’n Chuckles. He’s supposed to lead a treasure hunt in ten minutes. All the kids go out back. Presents sit alone, vulnerable, on the gift table.” Bill squinted. “And we are?” “You’re the backup magician. I’m the face painter.” She handed him a sparkly cape. “We slip in. You pull a quarter from the birthday boy’s ear. I paint a unicorn on a toddler. Then, when the treasure hunt starts, we clear the table.” Bill draped the cape over his shoulders. It said “World’s Okayest Uncle” in glitter. “What if a kid sees us taking the gifts?” “We tell them Santa’s doing an emergency inventory audit. Kids trust adults in sad costumes. It’s practically a law.” “And if a parent asks who invited us?” Molly grinned. “We’re from the party planning app. Very common. We brought our own brushes. Very professional.” Bill sighed. “I hate that this might work. But what about the piñata? That’s a candy-filled wildcard. One good swing and we’re showered in sugar and witnesses.” “We’ll hide behind the cake table during the piñata. Classic cover. Buttercream and chaos.” “So the plan is: sparkle, lie, steal, hide behind a sheet cake shaped like a dump truck.” Bill shook his head. “This is either genius or the exact reason we’ll end up in a very small jail cell with a ball pit.” Molly checked her watch. “Genius. Now waddle. Clowns don’t stride. They waddle with purpose.” They shuffled toward the door, capes fluttering, as the first child spotted them. “Look, Mommy!” the child shrieked. “A sad magician and a clown with a wristwatch!” Bill forced a smile. “She’s not sad, kid. She’s method.” “That means she’s very serious about stealing your presents,” Molly whispered. Bill elbowed her. “Not out loud, Molly. We’re inside the perimeter.” “Relax, Bill. Nobody listens to clowns.” She waved at the child. “Especially not the honest ones.”