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"Did you secure the getaway vehicle?" Molly asked. "It is parked by the sandbox," Bill whispered. "A customized pedal kart with high-traction tires." "Are you insane? We need serious cargo capacity! We are hitting a spoiled seven-year-old’s birthday party, Bill. There are fifty wrapped boxes inside that heavily fortified bounce house." "The bounce house is impenetrable! Timmy’s uncle is guarding the perimeter dressed as a swashbuckling pirate." "Does he have a real parrot?" "No, but he has a plastic cutlass and looks dangerously caffeinated." "Stick to the plan. I crawl through the doggy door disguised as a giant plush dinosaur. You create the ultimate diversion." "What diversion?" "Throw three boxes of juice pouches into the ball pit and scream that the clown is giving away live ferrets. The toddlers will riot, the pirate will panic, and I will bag the high-end Lego sets." "What about the crown jewel? Little Timmy’s motorized mini-convertible?" "That is my extraction vehicle." "Do not forget the glitter bombs if things go south," Bill added. "Glitter is strictly a last resort. It never washes out of fleece." "Fair enough. But if they have chocolate cupcakes, the take is split fifty-fifty." "Deal. Put on your oversized party hat. It is showtime."