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The bounce house goes up at fourteen hundred hours, Molly whispered, tapping the crayon blueprint spread across the hood of their van. That gives us twelve minutes while the clown makes balloon dachshunds. What if he makes a giraffe? Bill asked. It does not matter what species of animal he twists, Bill. Focus. Giraffes take longer, Bill insisted. All that neck twisting. It buys us another thirty seconds minimum. Molly rubbed her temples. Fine. If it is a giraffe, you secure the perimeter near the sandbox. If it is a poodle, we initiate Operation Sugar Rush immediately. Remind me about the cake protocol, Bill said. We do not touch the cake. We are professionals, Bill, not savages. We are strictly after the high-value targets. Like the remote-controlled monster truck? The monster truck, the laser-tag blasters, and whatever is inside that enormous box wrapped in metallic unicorn foil. I bet it is a mini-trampoline, Bill said. Can we keep the mini-trampoline? We fence the trampoline, Bill. We have discussed this. Mrs. Gable will buy it for her pug. Her pug is ninety pounds, Molly. That dog will snap the springs in half. Not our problem, Molly said. Now, review the entry point. I crawl under the hydrangeas behind the patio, Bill recited. I disable the motion-sensor sprinkler with a slice of baloney over the lens. Good. Then what? Then I create a diversion by shouting that someone left the driveway gate open and the golden retriever is escaping. Which will cause the mothers to drop their mimosas and run toward the cul-de-sac, Molly nodded. Leaving the gift table completely unguarded. And your role? I approach from the side gate dressed as an official party mascot. I have the plush badger head in the trunk. Why a badger? Because badgers command respect, Bill. Nobody questions a badger carrying a giant sack. A badger carrying a sack looks suspicious, Molly. It is a burlap sack disguised as a laundry hamper. Get your facts straight. Bill sighed. What about the juice boxes? If we pass the cooler, can I snag a fruit punch? Watermelon only. Fruit punch stains the van upholstery. Deal. What happens if the birthday kid spots us? Timmy is seven, Bill. If he breaches our perimeter, you hit him with the psychological payload. Tell him Santa is just his uncle in a beard? No, you idiot. You tell him his parents rented the pony from a discount website. The emotional devastation will stun him for at least forty seconds. Ruthless, Bill whispered with admiration. Truly chilling. Synchronize watches, Molly commanded, snapping on a pair of plastic spy goggles. It is time to liberate those toys.