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Molly crouched behind a parked tricycle, her cap pulled low over one ear. She tapped a folded map onto Bill's knee, where balloons had been sketched in red. "Bill, the party is on Saturday, and every present is wrapped in glitter like a promise." Bill adjusted his oversized tie, a thing that had once belonged to a wedding singer. "If we move like dust bunnies, nobody will hear us." The map showed the backyard, a slide, a table full of boxes, and a mother guarding lemonade with the focus of a border guard. "The host will be serving cake, so we must be in and out before the piñata." Bill unfolded a napkin and drew a cart, then a window, then a very small hat. "My plan is simple. We wear clown shoes, look ridiculous, and take the gifts." He pointed at the window with a grape. "Then I will open the window while you distract the parent with a tiny hat." Molly raised one finger, as if the finger itself might file a complaint. "A tiny hat is not a full strategy." Bill let the grape roll across his palm. "It is if it comes off on the principal." Molly did not laugh, which was suspicious, because Bill had once described a hat as tactical furniture. She remembered a previous job, a museum after midnight, when a penguin exhibit had delayed them by forty seconds and a velvet rope had become the most emotional object in the building. Bill had apologized to the rope, and Molly had not corrected him. Now the backyard map spread between them, and the piñata, a lumpy dragon wearing cardboard teeth, seemed to watch them through a hole in its side. The air was thick with the promise of juice boxes and the first balloons had already begun to arrive, like polite, colorful spies while the street lamp blinked its approval. "Ridiculous is the point, Bill. The children will think we are part of the show." They sat on the curb, two professional criminals in shirts that had survived several laundromat mysteries. The street smelled of cut grass and someone's questionable barbecue. Molly counted the necessary tools in her mind, then said the count out loud. "Okay. We need gloves, tape, a cart, and a very convincing cough." A yellow dog trotted past, tail high, asking nothing and promising everything. "What about the dog? Dogs smell bad intentions and birthday cake." Bill nodded, because Bill believed in solutions he had not yet explained. "We give him a bone made of rope and call it a souvenir." A marching band began somewhere behind the laundromat, and the plan tightened around the music. Molly checked her shoes, which were already too loud. Bill checked his hat, which was already too wide. "And if the fire alarm screams, we blame the sprinkler, loudly." They stood together as the sun moved across the fence, and the party, still a day away, looked like a mountain made of ribbons.