Run: 2026-09-03-01M1KZE7FY6PZ1ZT86ARX00R38

Behind the birthday banner, two thieves adjusted their tiny top hats while planning the most colorful job of their lives. "Bill, if we steal every present, won't the kids know?" "Only if we leave evidence, Molly." "There'll be forty children." "There'll be forty happy thieves if we split them evenly." "The cake says Happy Birthday, which means cake." "Food is not loot. Presents are loot." "A present could be a coupon for a pony." "Paper ponies sell better." "Should we wear party hats?" "Disguises help." "I'll be the piñata." "You'll be too obvious." "I'll be the birthday clown." "Circus act. No." "Which box do we take? The biggest. I can carry cake. Cake is not a box. Let's count all presents before counting heads now." "The parents will be in the garden." "Then we use the gift table as our stage." "We need a getaway cake." "Everyone needs a getaway cake." "Can we take the gift bags too?" "Bag is packaging." "Packaging is profit." "Fine. We steal bags, presents, and cake." "The children will cry." "The children will cheer." "Why?" "Because we forgot to hide the loot and left it under the table." "Then we're amateurs." "Then we're genius amateurs."