Run: 2026-09-03-01M1KZYRZPE9A9CNA37XGVHT8Q

"Molly, we break into the children's party," Bill whispered. "Great. We steal all presents right now." "The cake is a distraction." "Exactly. I cut the streamers like a ninja." "Ninjas don't wear glitter." "Then I'm a glitter ninja." "Kids will suspect." "We'll tell them we're birthday inspectors." "Inspecting what?" "Presents. Obviously." "Can you pick the lock?" "It's a ribbon." "Ribbon locks are dangerous." "I have a tiny crowbar." "It's a fork." "Forks are elegant tools." "The clown might return." "Tell him we moved the punch to the attic." "He lives in the punch?" "Metaphorically." "We need a signal." "A balloon animal?" "Too visible." "The piñata screaming." "It can't scream." "Then the clown screams." "Plan approved." "May the best thief win." "May the presents be many." "Molly, do you have bags?" "I have a laundry basket." "Glamorous." "The most glamorous." "Should we leave polite notes?" "Absolutely. We're professionals." "Professional thieves with excellent manners." "Also, we must avoid the table confetti." "It traps the ankles." "I brought socks." "Nice." "Comfort is tactical." "Comfort is our getaway vehicle." "Smart." "Indeed." "Bill, the parents are here." "Then we run." "After we steal." "Exactly." "Three, two, one, present." "Let's go." "Hurry, before the sprinkles fall."